If we told you Janice Dickinson lost her pair of falsies, you’d probably (not surprisingly) imagine the wrong set. But not to worry, her chest is still pretty much intact; it’s her two front teeth we’re talking about. Super-model Janice Dickinson did a great impression of “Lucille Ball on cocaine” down on all fours in a pretty expensive restaurant searching for her misplaced teeth. Apparently she took them out and wrapped them in a napkin while dining with friends. Good thing her twenty years younger boyfriend wasn’t around to witness her age-affirming episode.