JANICE DICKINSON

If we told you Janice Dickinson lost her pair of falsies, you’d probably (not surprisingly) imagine the wrong set. But not to worry, her chest is still pretty much intact; it’s her two front teeth we’re talking about. Super-model Janice Dickinson did a great impression of “Lucille Ball on cocaine” down on all fours in a pretty expensive restaurant searching for her misplaced teeth. Apparently she took them out and wrapped them in a napkin while dining with friends. Good thing her twenty years younger boyfriend wasn’t around to witness her age-affirming episode.